Hey, it’s Steve Jo– oh wait…. Steve? STEVE?! Why aren’t you….. Oh. You’re an action figure Steve Jobs?
So this is what happens when Steve Jobs isn’t around anymore? They make a creepy action figure of him. It’s so darn realistic, I think I might get nightmares about Steve Jobs actually talking to me about some a product called the mini iPad. Spooky.
Well, this doll is 12 inches and it only costs 99.99$. YES, for ONLY 99.99$ you get this one hell of a creepy son of a b*tch (first and last time I’ll ever say this term) starring at you as you enter your home….. unless you place it in your bedroom…. That’s even worse. I’m not even sure if anyone would want it but I have a few couple of geeks who I know in my school that have very possible plans of purchasing this thing whom they call Steve Jobs. Oh, and if you were wondering what the features are…. take a load on what the maker’s site says about the “thing”:
-One realistic head sculpt & Two pairs of glasses
-One highly articulated body & Three pairs of hands
-One black turtleneck & One pair of blue jeans
-One black leather belt & One chair (wood + metal)
-One pair of black socks & sneaker
-Two apples (One with a bite.)
-One piece of “ONE MORE THING” hard backdrop
-Retail Price : US$99.99 (Without Shipping)
You know what…. I think people should just watch Steve Jobs on Youtube…. Oh, and take note of their last description on the doll. WITHOUT SHIPPING. Hope you have a nice Wednesday, folks!
riatarded Said:
on January 29, 2012 at 9:28 am
Ok I want this, just to scare my imaginary pets! hahahahah oh my God! why is it so God damned expensive?