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English Class Restored

patpatkay — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:12:24 +0000

I never knew this day with come in my second year life of high school that English would finally be English class once again. I could finally see light in literature once again and the air…. it could breathe it shamelessly and say it’s really meant to be. Today, my English teacher– who teaches like a cow– partnered up with a teacher from third year in Speech to help us learn a “little bit” (A LOT) more and we DID. We learned about some president from Kenya who wrote a story about a silly elephant who was having hut-issues with a man. It was actually very interesting and what we learned in this class was probably twice as much as we would learn in that cow teacher of mine’s 3 whole quarters of teaching. I’m very, very grateful and despite the new teacher being extremely strict and harsh sounding, I think it’s a miracle that she’s actually going to be going to teaching us from now on and all through out the end of the quarter. To be honest, I would have any other teacher teach rather than that of the oblivious cow that still remains in our English class environment since it’s “partnered teacher-ship” but I guess the great thing about having this partnered teacher-ship thing with him is that he’s not as noticeable… or actually…. he’s not noticeable at all (only my classmates will get this but they’re not reading this so I’ll just tell you… he’s very stout like a chicken).

NOW…. here’s a random sentence that was possibly put together by my chicken teacher.

A two idiot explodes a sphere.

Just kidding. That was just some website telling me to put that crappy sentence on a post to verify if I really am THE owner of this blog…. DUH….

Taylor Swift offered Les Miserables role– I DETEST.

patpatkay — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:10:29 +0000

I have no idea what Les Miserables is about or what the story’s based on and all but I’m perfectly sure it has something to do with great singing and great acting but unfortunately, Hollywood can’t seem to recall what Les Miserables is all about…. I mean, I’ve never watched the musical, I’ve only heard a couple of great songs from it, but WHY in the world would they want to cast the fragile, and obviously not too talented Taylor Swift for a role such as this big? There are some decent songs from Taylor, I’m sure, and she’s not exactly that BAD in acting but seeing that she beat Lea Michele, Evan Rachel Wood, and Scarlett Johansson to the role for Eponine in the movie is a bad enough choice. And something’s definitely fishy around here! Oh wait… no. It’s the smell of money and more MONEY ! Has Hollywood come to this point where in they’d have to take advantage of the naive minded teeny boppers kids of this generation just to cash in a couple of more millions rather than actually working for those millions?! If they really wanted more money, they could have just simply cast the blatantly talented Lea Michele and then blazam! millions on your doorsteps the next morning (that is hypothetically speaking). But NOOO. They just lowly opt for instant money from Taylor’s huge fan club which consists of hardly any appropriate ages. I’m pretty sure the movie’s going to be somewhere in the range of R 13 or PG 13 but it’s most certainly not going to be in the range of GENERAL PREVIEW. And to think that most of her fans are hardly in their pre-teen state!

I’d much rather have cash in my doorstep– and so what if a hobo takes a couple of stacks– than take money from the atrocious monsters that comprise of Taylor Swift’s “LITTLE” fan club because I know in my right mind that she obviously doesn’t have the potential to “shine” –or however you want to call it– in playing this role.

Personally, I wasn’t even planning on watching this movie when I first heard about it but then seeing the new circumstances, ummm…. I’m going to MAKE SURE I don’t watch it because by the time the movie ends or maybe even just half way, I’ll be heading directly out through the cinema doors. Waste of money, waste of time, and waste of even thinking about it. Hollywood has just succumbed to being even more ridiculous. Great job, Hollywood! Well deserved.

I could just imagine if Lea Michele and Taylor Swift had a little “red-carpet” bump in during a movie premiere and it would go like this:

"Excuse me, Taylor SWIFT, I heard you got the role of Eponine in Les Miserables (smiles fakely) and I just want to congratulate YOU for it (even if I was suppose to get it) but congratulations anyway!"

"Look, they just gave offered it to me, okay?"

"Is that so? I heard they were just using you to get more viewers from your teen bopper kid fans. More money. Less talent. Yay."

"They just gave it to me...."

NOTE: Any similarities to the real star’s personalities are highly and purely coincidental because they never really said that. Actually no, they really did. No, they didn’t. So people, please don’t attack me.

After that conversation, I bet Taylor’s going to have a new hit single after that…. They Picked Me…..

New publicity, blah blah blah and the same story goes on and on and on…… Till her next role, teeny boppers!

Oh, and this is just some random portion of this post which I decided to include (couldn’t help it). It contain quotes from different people who have the same objections such a mine so prepare to maybe… nod your heads intensely to agreement and say ‘amen’. Or even laugh out loud or as some of you teeny bopper kids if any of you are reading this– and maybe still don’t want to strangle me right now–you could LOL. You know, ‘LOL’ like how you love to call it these days.

“Taylor Swift has no depth to play Eponine, the girl can’t act and can’t belt. In fact, she can’t even sing her own songs. I had hopes in this movie although Anne Hathaway is in this and Russel Crowe is no Javert but are they seriously expecting this to be an Oscar contender with this casting? Plus, I love Amanda but she can’t open a movie. It’s obvious that they gave it to Taylor because they want the money from her fans. This is laughable.” – Mel

“well if this is true this is one more movie I will not see.” – Pickles

“I think Lea deserves it, I mean she’s done it before! that’s gotta count for something right? I like Taylor but i think is not her game.. Not her music.
And Amanda, I’m a HUGE fan, I really hope she takes it!” – Pgste

“Sorry, but I find BOTH Amanda and Taylor annoying as hell. Swift can’t act, and only sings one twangy kind of song. Seyfried is just so overrated. Just so disappointed; definitely won’t be seeing this. They threw quality away for money. Disgusting. ” – Maria

“And now “On My Own” will join the decayed carcass of every song about unrequited love that’s been stomped beneath Taylor Swift’s cowboy boots.

I kid, but I hope they’re either joking about this or REALLY know what they’re doing.” – The Butterfly Hunter

“Taylor Swift anywhere near a Tony-winning musical is a joke. The studio was going for stunt casting, just like Kristen Stewart for Snow White and the Huntsman. The studio is hoping Swift’s fans will put butts in the seats, thus driving up box offfice returns.” – Aquarius64

“One of the worst casting decisions ever.” – Tom

“So they have an amazing story, an amazing cast and want to ruin it by casting TAYLOR SWIFT? Seriously?! I mean, these are all rumours, but still.
Lea can sing (I know Amanda and Evan can, I just don’t know if they are good enough) and she’s played Eponine before (on Broadway I think) so…
Yeah, I thought it was going to be FANTASTIC but Taylor Swift… NO.” – Jacqueline

“I am no fan of Glee by ANY means, but I would take Lea Michelle over Taylor F!*#@ing Swift any damn day of the week. At least Lea has a background in theatre. Taylor Swift should not be anyone except Taylor Swift… and she should barely be that.” – Wickedsngr

So what’s your comment on Taylor Swift playing this Eponine? Because if I were anyone else anyway, I’d say it’s a terrible mistake to have cast her in the first place.

Creepy Wednesdays….

patpatkay — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:04:43 +0000

Hey, it’s Steve Jo– oh wait…. Steve? STEVE?! Why aren’t you….. Oh. You’re an action figure Steve Jobs?

So this is what happens when Steve Jobs isn’t around anymore? They make a creepy action figure of him. It’s so darn realistic, I think I might get nightmares about Steve Jobs actually talking to me about some a product called the mini iPad. Spooky.

Well, this doll is 12 inches and it only costs 99.99$. YES, for ONLY 99.99$ you get this one hell of a creepy son of a b*tch (first and last time I’ll ever say this term) starring at you as you enter your home….. unless you place it in your bedroom…. That’s even worse. I’m not even sure if anyone would want it but I have a few couple of geeks who I know in my school that have very possible plans of purchasing this thing whom they call Steve Jobs. Oh, and if you were wondering what the features are…. take a load on what the maker’s site says about the “thing”:

-One realistic head sculpt & Two pairs of glasses

-One highly articulated body & Three pairs of hands

-One black turtleneck & One pair of blue jeans

-One black leather belt & One chair (wood + metal)

-One pair of black socks & sneaker

-Two apples (One with a bite.)

-One piece of “ONE MORE THING” hard backdrop

-Retail Price : US$99.99 (Without Shipping)

You know what…. I think people should just watch Steve Jobs on Youtube…. Oh, and take note of their last description on the doll. WITHOUT SHIPPING. Hope you have a nice Wednesday, folks!

School… Oh, yipee. Hell time….

patpatkay — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 06:57:10 +0000

Time to start back school once again….. Oh, hoorrraahh…. All the pathetic fake cheers I could just put on here to make me seem more dreadful and sarcastic but yes, it’s that terrible. Once I walk into the doors of that horrible place, I’ll have no way out till 3:45 pm. That doesn’t even include the time my driver comes and picks me up! And the worst part is…. he’s always LATE. It’s not that I hate learning, it’s just that I can’t tolerate the people within the institute. I know some of you people from the institute come by here once in a while but I might not be referring to you, I’m talking about the “others”….. who make life a terrible walk in hell.

Here I’ll give you a list of the people I most utterly despise. I’m not going to give any names of course but here, I’ll give a description of each.

Hellsmaker #1

He’s a complete jerk, a fool, and a disgusting playboy. I give him the name “shoe box” because his head’s shaped that way and he loves shoes anyway so it all makes sense. He’s also rude and incompetent, he doesn’t have a heart for anything but his girlfriend who acts much more manly than him and is 2 years older than him. This is all a part of high school, I can accept that but the thing I can’t accept is that I have to be in the same room as this creature almost every single weekday! I have even more to say about this shoebox but I won’t bother with the rest of those terms because it’s a waste of time and my mind can’t bare any more memories of his jerkness. He used to sit at my back due to poor positioning of my homeroom teacher although she’s lovely and it was only this one time that she had our chair’s mixed up this terribly.

His feet would go tap dancing at my chair and it was driving me insane. It was so bothersome to the point I had to consult my homeroom teacher on it. She didn’t really do much about it but she did talk to the shoebox. Nothing happened. Same tapping and this time, even more annoying. Not to mention, the shoe box’s voice was a mile-away-heard type of voice. Very boisterous and irritating so he would constantly talk to his far off friends who were WAY placed at the back and it would just break my focus from every single discussion due to HIS terribly LOUD LOUD voice. If I could just get a rocket launcher from NASA and shove it up his throat.

He’s not my seat mate anymore which I’m very grateful to God for but his VOICE, it still reaches the whole seven seas and back! And another thing this guy does is constantly mess up my seat “accidentally” every time he passes by my seat. He sits a few rows back of my seat now which is still quite terrible. He’d let my water jug topple over ACCIDENTALLY and he wouldn’t even bother picking it up. Instead, he’d tell me to pick it up!(you see what a jerk he is now?) Now, if I could only get a rocket ship to launch over his head. I’m not being melodramatic about the situation or anything like that but I he’s DONE way worse than just these things that I’ve mentioned. In fact, he’s done a hell of a lot worse to me! Stole my iTouch in grade 6, for example…..but I don’t want to get into detail with that. I’m a very forgiving person but sometimes, when people come to my pinnacle of irritation, I forget to forgive…. and when they start abusing my kindness to not explode on them…. I will find a way to make their life, in return, HELL. But before you get any idea of me going to their house and setting it on fire type of thing– it’s actually very far from that, it’s just telling on them to my teacher Ha! It’s that simple. Once the teacher hears bad things from them, their conduct’s sliver down to what they deserve and maybe one day, if their conduct’s that horrible, they’ll be forced to move to another school which I’m hoping very much for this shoe box.

You shoe loving scumbag.

Hellsmaker #2

My Chinese teacher. She gives out the longest paragraphs to memorize and expects us to all finish in less than 2 days. Last time I heard, it was a Chinese class where in you had to teach US Chinese and not make us learn by ourselves. I’m not really sure why my school even hired her to teach because she apparently, can’t even speak proper English. So how do we English-speaking students have any whereabouts to learn about any Chinese? Basically, we just memorize and we don’t learn anything. Boy, do I like learning.

.....THINGS you don't even understand

Hellsmaker #3

My English teacher. Short and stout. The mini-me of Boy Abunda. And have I mentioned… he doesn’t teach well either?! This time, it’s English class and he speaks English except he doesn’t really teach with any sense. It’s English class but we’re learning about Japanese history and some dude that wants to be immortal. If my school was a school that let just one teacher teach ALL the subjects then he’d definitely be an exception but knowing that he isn’t even of the circumstances, a teacher of anything but English then why on earth is he teaching about history?! I bet this time around of the New Year’s he’ll be teaching us NASA.

You don't say?

Not that I like starting my first week of the year’s this way, there’s just too much hell in school….. But I’m trying to keep sane since I’ve only got 2 more years till the hell will be over. So at least by the the time I’m done with school, I’ll be saying hello to College and I’ll be proud of myself for living through high school Have a good year, everybody! Although… I won’t really be…. for now. But soon……

Chords Time!

patpatkay — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:48:23 +0000

After constant mental bugging to finally teach myself how to play chords on the piano, I’ve finally done it and the result: a miracle. I’ve never heard myself play the piano this well. Thanks to the help of chords, I am now on my way to learning songs by ear. I’ve been dying to learn how to play by ear since I’m getting really lazy to have to print out a piano piece each and every time I hear a fantastic song. Why not, I just play it by ear? It’s the perfect solution to by darned lazy bum and it’d be quite the experience! I’ve always admired people who had the talent for playing songs by ear. They’d pick up the tune and then off they go to the piano in a flash! I’ve always wanted to do that. After hearing a fantastic song, I’d rush into the piano and play it perfectly. But that dream is still very distant due to the fact that’s I’ve only pushed myself to play NOW. If I’d taught myself how a long time ago, I would have no biggy on playing by ear…. and now that school’s about to start once again (Kill. Me. Now.), I can’t do as much practicing on the chords as I should have had if I just taught myself…. EARLIER…..

But away with my blasphemous regrets, I don’t think it should matter anyway since I’ve already learned how to play some chords. And I’m feeling very accomplished for it. I wouldn’t wan to ruin the moment any further….. Well, I’ve only learned a couple for now. A, Am, A7, Am7, G, D, Bb, and F. I’ve yet to play a bagillion more chords….. And those chords I’ve just played are either minor or major and those are JUST within the category of two types of chords which are out of 25 “most-used” chord types! Here, I’ll enlighten you with the 25 “most-used” chords….. and note: most-used, hardly everything.

1. Major

2. Minor

3. Diminished

4. Augmented

5. Diminished 7th

6. Major 6th

7. Minor 6th

8. Major 7th

9. Minor 7th

10. Half-diminished 7th

11. 9th

12. Flat 9th

13. Sharp 9th

14. 11th

15. Sharp 11th

16. Suspension

17. 13th

18. Sus 7th

19. Aug 7th

20. 9th/Major 7th

21. 6th/9th

22. Add 2nd

23. Add 4th

24. Flat 5th

25. 7th with flat 5th

SEE. Those are the infinite looking bunch of chords. I don’t plan on memorizing them at all since I’m only interested to learning the more ‘mainstream’ ones since it’d probably take up my whole life to learn every single one! And I still have a childhood to live, dammit. However, I’d at least want to learn one chord out of each of the 25 most-used types. That’d be mighty fun and it could be very useful if I ever plan on going into anything “music” on my later career. You know, I’ve always wanted to be an architect or a writer (not anymore) but I’ve never actually seen a light to being a musician. I mean, I do love music very much but I’ve just never thought of it till now. And playing chords just makes me happy and accomplished. It’s not considered a job to “learn by ear” of course but maybe one day, if I keep this up, I could probably compose a beautiful song piece. I have the ideas in my mind, it’s just that I don’t know how to put it on piano. But when the day comes that I do, I will be composing all the way and it will be EPIC. I’m not going to drop off my dream of being an architect though, that dream will definitely go on. It’s my heart’s pathway to success and I damn well know that God’s also calling me to be in something architecture. YES.

I’m sorry for letting you in on my aspirations and dreams, I couldn’t help it. I sound quite foolish right now haha.

So getting back to my chord playing miracle, I’ve tried playing some song (sadly, not by ear YET) and I am moronically clapping for myself right now because I’ve learned how to play Save Me by the magnificent, all AWESOME band, Queen!! I’m going to cry right now if you don’t mind…. the song’s just so beautiful and learning how to play it on the piano is all the more… beautiful. I can’t say how proud enough I am of myself for learning this glorious piece. The lyrics are written by a genius who’s name goes by Brian May and it’s sang by the very very incredible Freddie Mercury. This song’s very dear to me for some reason, I know I’ve never gone through any break up of some sort but the way it’s written just translates to anything anyone’s ever felt when they’re down or they’ve lost someone. You could search up the lyrics if you want, and you could see it’s hardly in any situation I’m through but if you hear it with Freddie’s singing, you could just imagine what I’m talking about. Sometimes, I interpret this song as someone who’s far away from God…. feeling lost and empty…. I change up the lyrics to some parts though since it’s really about “lovers” and sometimes too, I’ll interpret it as someone losing someone through death. Like how I lost my mother….. And there’s still a lot more ways interpret this song. It’s just really beautiful and I’m extremely happy with my first song to play with chords. Here’s my favorite video of Freddie performing Save Me. Truly beautiful….

That should sum up this whole post. Hope you enjoyed a listen to that song and thanks for reading! Come again!

Rude Commenters

patpatkay — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 06:30:57 +0000

Some pig just commented on my blog recently….. the post where in I detested pork…. Apparently, she didn’t understand a thing I’ve just written down and decided to be a “bad ass” commenter by commenting “What the f**k are you talking about?” Well, if you aren’t aware, this is clearly not a place to be spouting out rude, derogatory terms! Sure, I say “crap” and “damn” occasionally but it doesn’t give you to right to go on to someone else’s blog and comment rude things. I know you’re probably on crystal meth or whatever (trust me, I know… I’m afraid I’ve done research– wasted 2 minutes of my life) and I feel terrible for you. Hopefully next time, please use your head for once (and get off crystal METH!) when you comment. I’m not looking for Lindsay Lohan readers here, okay? Wait, I’m not even targeting any audience. I just want to write because I love writing but I just don’t want some ignorant buffoon crushing my love due to the fact that SHE’S on crystal meth.

Well, I suppose maybe she’s just those type of people that like to put down almost EVERY single article she reads. And yes, I’m sad to say this person is in the same category as me, a girl! A shame, really.

And heck, I’m going to bash my rude commenters. I dislike each and every one of you….. THINK before you comment. There’s more rude commenters who I’ll also bash on here… check out these comments, they’re quite the laugh! Bad grammar…. and really, they don’t make any sense….

i’m already find his name!!but tehre is no result for that account!!so what do u mean by that patpatkay?!tricking us!!i’m already so happy to follow him!!but u!!u ruined t!!and yeah!!royals don’t have twitter!!i find his acc first!!

Awww… thank you, Erica for commenting in such terrible grammar. It’s always nice to have a laugh

u liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!but if he had 1,please tell me!!

Here’s another one from your’s truly, ERICA again! You’ve got the best grammar out there, honey! Please comment some more

As for the little miss “WHAT THE F ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?” lady who’s name is April Hanisak (I smell Crystal Meth….), I’ll just be posting comments from other places where she’s posted ignorant, self-absorbed, and DEROGATORY comments.

On an article on how to EAT CHEAPLY …. guess who came to criticize…

As someone who has worked in the service/hospitality industry for more than ten years, I have more than a few issues with this article. First and foremost, if you are that hard up that you need to research thrifty ways to dine out, perhaps you should hold off until a night out can fit comfortably into your budget. What is the point of dining out if you are purchasing coupons online in advance, worrying about the bill the entire time that you’re dining, and then packing up your leftovers for tomorrow’s lunch simply to relieve your guilt for overspending? If you truly cannot afford to purchase a soft drink or a cocktail until you hit up the convenience store on the way home, you have no business leaving your apartment. Finally, as a seasoned member of this industry I will tell you one thing that is universal across the board. Unless you are at the McDonald’s drive thru it is completely and utterly inappropriate for an adult to attempt to order off of the children’s menu. While some establishments may not have a policy strictly prohibiting this behavior I assure you it is more than frowned upon, and you will be the laughing stock of the dining room. Please do me and yourself a favor; have a little self respect as well as respect for the establishment, and your server and refrain from dining out until you can truly enjoy yourself and not have to order the kids chicken fingers and grab your Coke at the 7/11 on the way home.

I can just imagine all the eye rolls people would give this woman. She’s just pathetic really….. Then check this out, someone writes back at her patheticness and she is PAWNED.

@April: So you’re saying that if we cannot afford to pay full price, that we should sit at home?

I happen to have a Master’s in Hospitality Management and worked in restaurants and hotels from the age of 16 until I was 29, so I think I trump you on education and experience and I can tell you this: restaurants need patrons. It doesn’t matter if they pay full price or a discounted price. It doesn’t matter if they order cocktails or water. They need people in the restaurant. The table that comes in with a coupon and gets great food and SERVICE will come back and pay full price. The lady who’s not hungry today and orders an appetizer can come back next week and order the most expensive thing on the menu, along with a glass or three of wine.

And btw, just because someone is using a coupon or otherwise trying to save money, doesn’t mean they would tip any less. I always (I used to say always, if I ever get a server named April Hanisak I’ll change this policy) tip at least 15% – and that’s of what the normal price of what the ticket is (pre-coupon). If the service is excellent, I go up to 50% because I know how hard it is to work in the service industry.

I would HATE to have you as my server. Snideness is not a trait I want in someone SERVING me my food. You are not the moral authority. You are there to do a job. End of.

It’s always nice for people like her to get a taste of their own medicine. Ha, if I had a bagillion voices like McGoiter, it would so be doing this……

The Christmas

patpatkay — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 10:46:59 +0000

Forgive me for my melancholy post back then, guys. I’ve just been going through an emotional stage which I’m laughing at myself for right now since I sounded utterly ridiculous. I bet you’re imagining me as a cutting whackadoo who can’t live with out her mummy but I’m not actually like that, at all. It’s a rather sad event but I won’t force it upon you that I’m feeling “pain” and such because even if I am, it’s not that intense anyways. I love my mom, yes I do, but I don’t think she would’ve wanted me to beat myself up about this and not mention to you guys that I AM ABOUT TO GET A PS3 which I will mention to you right NOW.

Apart from Christmas with out mummy, there’ll at least be some joy in this holiday season since I am now a proudly owner of a PS3 beauty. Not only a PS3 beauty but an owner of the game, Army of Two which I will be playing on that of the PS3 beauty. How beautiful is Christmas going to be this year?! And hold up. There’s more. Daddy’s decided to buy a 40 or 50 inch LCD TV to go with those beauties and it’s all happening this Christmas, my friends. THIS CHRISTMAS. Now, here’s the trailer of the Army of Two which some of you might find a bit vulgar but trust me, it’s a fun game although it might be 18++ rating haha.

Really excited to play that. Well, we haven’t actually gotten the PS3 beauty yet but it’s on it’s way to my house for installment. DAMN. This waiting is so intense. Anyways, I have MORE good news for you all and it’s my own present to myself. It’s a bit self-absorbed sounding, I know. But hey, at least I’m giving myself a break! Sheesh, it’s Christmas for crying out loud, can’t I give myself a little treat?

So here’s my little treat…..

Wait. Correction. BIG TREAT. This concert video just breaks my heart because it’s just so damn beautiful. I think I might have just shed a tear there. With Freddie Mercury on the front cover doing the most epic pose, I’m just speechless at the treasure I’ve just gifted myself. And I think it’s fate that’s brought me and this magnificent taping together. While shopping for my sibling’s gifts, I decided to check the CD store out if there was anything worthy of giving my brother since he likes listening to them Nirvana, Foo Fighter type of stuff. I checked out the LIVE concerts area to see if any of them had some LIVE taping I could gift my brother and there before me stood the incredible, most splendid thing on earth– well, not really but it was at that time– and so it started, a beautiful relationship I’d soon have with the CD. I held it in my hands and it was so, so easing to my finger tips. I just had to buy it. It was the last one on stock and by some reason, it was in the wrong shelf, put in front of the Pussycat Dolls LIVE concert. It was out of place but just out of place to the point where I could see it and have it. Fate has called out to me and this is the result: the purchasing of Queen’s LIVE concert in Rock Montreal. ROCK ON. Boo yeah.

Although there’s another version of this in which it includes LIVE AID which is one of Queen’s most uber concert performances, but sadly, it wasn’t there. Maybe because fate (or shall I say God) didn’t think I could handle the awesomeness within the CD if it included LIVE Aid. Oh well, Rock Montreal’s good enough for me this Christmas and it’s my first time buying anything Queen related so I WILL never forget that day.

Now, if any of you guys plan on commenting which I really hope you do, tell me– what did you give yourself? MERRY CHRISTMAS ya’lls.

A Christmas Without Mommy.

patpatkay — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:02:49 +0000

This year’s going to be quite a new tradition. No more mommy. No more lasagna. And no more Christmas tree. Although Christmas was never actually about the “family spirit” and it was always about celebrating Jesus’ life, I just find it very dismal that our usual tradition’s not going to be spent with my supposed 51 year old mother. I know she wouldn’t have wanted me to say her age but 51 year old mother. Her birthday’s on the 9th of this month and I didn’t get to even write a post about her on my blog. Everything’s been so hectic and tiresome and that one person who cheers me up whenever I get home from the worst day wasn’t there for me this time… or anytime anymore for that matter. Everyday when I come home from school, who greets me? Her. My mommy. She greets me. She greets me with the biggest smile and loudest voice you could ever possibly imagine. When everybody’s down, my mother’s up and about and she’ll always bring a big as a smile on her face to your’s. And usually during Christmas time, she’d be the one to lead us in a wonderful prayer and then start singing carols with the most beautiful and magnificent voice. Whenever she sang, it was incredible, almost like hearing an angel’s voice. It’s strange how I never got to take time to appreciate how great of a singer she was until she left….

I really find it painful to have her gone this Christmas. I mean, of course, it’s Jesus’ birth day and no matter what, we should always be celebrating Christmas for him but the fact that my mother’s not there to celebrate it with me and my family is what saddens me the most. Presents? The food? That wouldn’t even count in replacement if my mom could come back just for one more Christmas. I know it’s fairly impossible but if even in my dreams, I hope to spend Christmas with her then.

Happy birthday though, Jesus. I hope this gloominess and sadness doesn’t get in the way of me enjoying Christmas because after all, it’s his birthday no mine or mommy’s. Anyways, someday I’ll have a chance to meet my mommy again up there. I bet we’ll be spending Christmas everyday up there.

Boring Post. #1

patpatkay — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:33:32 +0000

It’s a boring sembreak and wow oh wow did WordPress change. Why is posting all of a sudden so complicated looking now huh? I miss the simple ways of this posting. Not complication! This is ridiculous and I know, I know, I’ve been ranting quite a lot but it’s been such a grouchy week. There’s been NOTHING to do these past days. It’s been… stay at home, stay AT HOME, or go to a mall and not achieve much but window shop and watch a movie. I’m already tired of this lifestyle and it’s just been a couple of days. Hmm… I guess I really am more of an “outdoors” person rather than those type of people who could bare to last some months all at home, doing nothing. A bum’s life will never be a life for me. I’ll have to find a job that’ll be about moving about and staying home at home when necessary or when I need rest. (Sigh) These days have really been such a bore. I couldn’t really think of one exciting thing that’s happened to me this week except for watching a bunch of Queen documentaries. Yup, I’m starting to get into Queen and I bet about 70 percent of you don’t even know Queen! Well, since life really is that boring, I’ll tell you some facts about these guys. First thing’s first, you must know that the lead singer of this band is a legendary rock star and that he’s not just some “random rock star”, he IS a rock star and will forever be legendary. And his name is….. Freddie Mercury. He’s not your ordinary lead singer, he’s flamboyant, amazing, and TALENTED. He has talent and he isn’t some untalented freak show like Lady Gaga, Kanye West, or Nicki Minaj that needs ridiculous costumes to fit in the industry. I might do a separate post on him one day. He’s just pure awesome and though he may be gone , he’ll be a legend forever.

Now, back to the band Queen.

All I can say is ….. they’re epic. This post was actually just suppose to be about how boring this sembreak’s been, it still is and just to say, I’ll be doing a separate post about Queen too. Ha. Just needed to tell you all about these guys and how awesome they are

But now…. BORED. I’ll be officially calling these type of posts “Boring Posts #____”. When I really don’t have much to say…. this is it.

The Threesuckateers….

patpatkay — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:06:21 +0000

I’ve really thought I’ve retired from making movie reviews but I couldn’t help but criticize this one last piece before I went totally “out” on these type of posts. I’ve just gone to watch a movie called “The Three Suckateers”. Oh wait, that’s wrong, it’s Three Musketeers but it was such a horrible movie, you see, that I had to remember it by that name. I had my feelings of not watching it last night when my sister suggested it’d be a good movie but fine, we went out to watch it and the result: dreadful. I couldn’t keep bad mouthing in the cinema due to it’s ridiculous concepts and everything just SUCKED about it. There was not one good thing to say about the movie except that the settings were nice. That’s that. There was nothing more GOOD to say. And any movie can actually have a great setting, you just need the right team but even if the setting had been quite beautiful, that still doesn’t change the fact that this movie was just awfully lame. I can think up of more bad adjectives for this movie because that what it was. A bad movie.

The only reason why I even agreed to this movie in the first place was because my sister had been talking about how a “pretty good” movie it was and her source was– a friend. I guess you can say not all friends are trust worthy of taste. Well, to begin with, the action scenes were a bit of a yawn. It was ordinary shick shack. Anyone could have thought of that, really. It began with Athos ( Matthew Mcfadyen) underwater, then killing a bunch of soldiers then making out with some woman named “Milady”. They’re lovers and you’re not really all too sure if they are till the point where Orlando Bloom pops out. The lover, “Milady” actually poisoned Athos along with the two other musketeers after they’ve stolen the “plan” or whatever of the flying boat thing. Expecting Orlando Bloom to have some fancy accent since they’re set in France but nope, Orlando has the most horrendous tone and if I didn’t know better, I’d think he’d be from one of those baby shows where the “evil” guy has this stupid accent which is exactly what Orlando had on here. What is this? A children’s movie? First, people making out then this stupid accent? I mean, how retarded. If they wanted Orlando the have that accent, they should have at least rated this with General Preview or something because this movie was utter stupidity. It didn’t even follow the book in a way that it’d be honorable. This movie was shameful to the book. It didn’t do anything but make the book look like a complete and utter mess like the movie was. Well, I don’t even want to carry on with the review anymore because this movie was a complete waste of time and I find it irritating to even think about it. They ruined Orlando Bloom, Logan Lerman, and for the love of everything, the ruined basically everything. They modernized the script maybe because they were lazy and yup, everything was horrible. Don’t bother watching this crappy movie. Not worth the time. AT ALL. Good day.